The New York Times recently wrote about how Indian city New Delhi is overrun with monkeys. We’re glad this is a problem we don’t have to solve here in the New York region.

We don’t get calls about mice, rats, roaches, pigeons, and bed bugs “entering homes, ripping out wiring, stealing clothes and biting those who surprise them.”

I guess life does imitate art. We thought that rampaging apes were only a problem that we would ever know about from a movie trailer….