🎃 Bed Bugs, Botched Plans & Barnacle Crackdowns: Welcome to Edition #18 of the BOMA-NY Transportation Report 🗞️
October 2024 | BOMA-NY Codes & Regs Committee
If this report had a Halloween costume, it would be dressed as “Transit Infrastructure Crisis,” carrying a tote bag filled with lithium-ion battery recalls, congestion pricing lawsuits, robotaxis gone rogue, and hot takes on parking reform. Oh — and it might also be handing out pierogis in a UPS-themed bucket.
From derailments under Park Avenue to subway shootings over fare evasion, the mood is spooky on and under the streets of New York. But don’t worry — this edition brings the humor too, with Grimace sightings on the 7 train, chicken-costumed speed traps, and a Cleveland Pierogi Cat that competes with Punxsutawney Phil.
In this issue:
🚧 $68 billion capital plan approved, even as congestion pricing cash vanishes
🚓 Fare evasion stop leads to subway shooting and $80M lawsuit
🛠️ Park Avenue train shed crumbling beneath Midtown
🚇 Staten Island gets new trains (finally)
🔥 Electric cars explode after saltwater hurricane surge
🎃 “Trick or Streets” closes NYC roads for Halloween fun
🐞 First-class flight bed bug attack goes viral
🧀 Best UPS Halloween costume? A baby dressed as a pierogi
🛫 JFK tops U.S. airports for global connectivity
🦇 “Thriller” Zombies return for the 20th anniversary of the NYC Halloween parade
📍It’s spooky season in the five boroughs—and in the pages of the MTA’s budget.
— Glenn Waldorf
Transportation Subcommittee Chair
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✅ October 2024 Transportation Report Summary Bullets
🚆 Transit Budgets & Rail Infrastructure
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MTA unveils $68 billion capital plan — 24% more than last cycle.
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But $33B in funding still unaccounted for as congestion pricing remains frozen.
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Plan includes:
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$11B for 1,500 new subway cars
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$8B to overhaul stations
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$4B to upgrade power
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$2B to repair train yards
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Zero dollars for Second Avenue Subway extension
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MTA calls for $1.7B rehab of Midtown train shed under Park Avenue — vital to Metro-North and surrounding buildings.
🚨 Crime & Safety
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Fare evasion stop leads to police shooting, 2 bystanders injured.
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$80M claim filed against NYC.
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Subway derailment near Penn Station causes delays — summer chaos continues.
🚇 Stations & Railcar Upgrades
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Ground breaks on new Grand Central Madison entrance, expected to generate $1B in real estate revenue.
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Staten Island Railway gets first new train cars in 50 years (R211s).
🚍 Expansion & Redevelopment
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Amtrak, MTA & NJ Transit propose $17B Penn Station expansion, could require taking over nearby blocks.
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Biden admin funds new Amtrak line: Scranton → NYC, via “Dunder Mifflin” territory.
✈️ Airports & Aviation Drama
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Bed bugs crawl up leg of first-class passenger from NYC to Detroit — viral nightmare.
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JFK now #1 globally for international flight connections. Newark remains last in U.S. satisfaction survey.
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Delta and Frontier suffer separate emergency landings due to cabin smoke and engine fire.
🔋 EVs, Recalls & Fires
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Electric cars explode after saltwater exposure post-Hurricane Helene.
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Volkswagen SUVs recalled for random door openings while driving.
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Ted Cruz blocks e-bike battery safety bill over reelection optics.
🛑 Congestion Pricing & Legal Limbo
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NY judge allows lawsuits against Governor Hochul for halting the program to proceed.
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State AG won’t defend her decision, citing shaky legal ground.
🛳️ Ports, Parking & Enforcement
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Longshoremen strike ends after 3 days; 62% raise over 6 years; new deadline Jan 15.
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NYPD deploys “barnacle” windshield clamps for scofflaws — replaces the boot.
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Chicken-costumed cops used in SF to catch speeders. (No, not in NYC. Yet.)
🧛 Halloween & Trick-or-Streets
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100+ car-free events sponsored by NYC DOT.
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Village Parade returns, complete with Thriller zombies and Childless Cat Ladies brigade.
🚲 Citi Bikes, Bridges & Future Tech
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Citi Bike “hustlers” earn $6,000/month redistributing bikes.
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Tesla Robotaxi promise still not delivered—new EV recall announced.
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DOJ seeks $100M from companies that caused Baltimore bridge collapse.
🌆 Port Authority & JFK
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Midtown Bus Terminal rebuild begins: “10 years of hell,” $10B cost.
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JFK’s Terminal One to get 13,000 solar panels, biggest airport solar project in U.S.
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Newark AirTrain to be rebuilt for $2B.
🧑💻 Open Data & Design
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MTA announces Open Data Challenge with vintage memorabilia as the prize.
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New federal rules could force SUVs and pickups to shrink, saving pedestrian lives.
🥟 And Finally: UPS & Pierogis
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Cutest Halloween costume ever: A UPS toddler carrying pierogis in a plastic pumpkin.
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Cleveland now has an official Pierogi Week and a Pierogi Cat for seasonal forecasts.